Neck the halls with...
Things I have necked in the past few months:- Cold tinned vegetable soup- Poured it down my throat at 4am in a state of confusion.
- Bottle of Rose- Necked it down like no-one's business.
- Pickled herring- Shoved it down my throat at Copenhagen airport in a state of confusion.
- Jung Love Potion- One sip and I am eternally entangled in her web of love.
If I was...
- a bus- I'd be a 'double necker'
- a bird- I'd be a 'wood necker'
- a cheesy British celebrity couple, I'd be 'Posh and Necks'.
posted by mung @ 12:32 AM
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