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Queen Jungry the Eighth and Her Six Chefs

Mung has time on her hands so she re-writes Tudor history:

There once was a Queen called Jungry the Eighth,
The Eighth Jungry to have ruled the land.
Queen Jungry the Eighth was always hungry,
Her every meal was great and grand.

Chef no.1, Mung of Aaragon,
Was her dearest chef as well as her first.
But as time rolled on and the pounds piled on,
Chef Mung's cuisine no longer quenched Jungry's thirst.

So Chef Mung had to leave and to abort,
The cooking contract that had ceased.
And a new chef was sought, at Hampton Court,
But the Pope was not too pleased.

'Oh dont be silly, dont be pedantic,'
Said Jungry to Pope on the phone.
The Pope replied, 'Am I not a Catholic??!'
And so Queen Jungry broke from Rome.

So Chef no.2 replaced Chef no.1,
As was Chef no. 2 by no. 3.
Nothing could stop Jungry from having fun,
Not even a Spanish fleet!

Six chefs in total Queen Jungry did find,
lured in by her amazing grace.
But two out of six eventually lost thier minds,
Because Jungry's hunger they could not face!

See you later! Mung is off to do some jousting.

posted by mung @ 7:25 PM