There is a Light and it Has Gone Out.
If a double decker bus,crashes into us.
To die by your side, is NOT such a wonderful way to die.
Foolish Mung thought that it was going to be a light that would never go out. And how wrong she was. Mung bites the bullet and cuts herself loose from the chains of the cruel, cruel amino acids*:
Mung- So, Peptide. Its over.
Peptide- But but, but why??
Mung- You treat me bad innit.
Peptide- But I only treat you mean to keep you keen!
Mung- You are mean but I aint keen.
Peptide- But what about the good times??
Mung- What good times?
Peptide- But but!...But you need me!
Mung- Yeah, like a hole in the head.
Peptide- .......
Mung- So, goodbye to you forever.
Peptide-....um, maybe one last goodbye smooch?
Mung- Get out of my face.
*Peptides= chains of amino acids= euphemism for MISERY.
posted by mung @ 1:11 AM
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