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Presents for Mung

Babatunde ventured out into the ghetto today and brought me some presents:

• 3 rolls of toilet paper
• minced beef.

Reminds me of 2003 birthday presents from Mrs:

• Bag of pistachio nuts
• Poster of naked black woman.

Babatunde and Mrs are both very pratical people. Where would I be without them.

posted by mung @ 9:46 PM 0 comments

Thanksgiving

I am thankful for:

• Being alive and healthy
• Friends and family are alive and healthy
• Babatunde is back in town
• Jung is naked in my bed.

posted by mung @ 4:21 AM 0 comments

Curious Incidents of the Jung

Weird things Jing has said to me:

• Mung, my jaw hurts. Stevie has had lock-jaw twice, I hope I never have lock-jaw.
• Mung, I am nasty. Can I scrub myself clean in your shower? Can I wear your favourite socks?
• Mung Mung Mung, Mung-ah, Mung Mung.
• Mung, I swear, I am going to stop eating and start going to the gym. I swear.

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Typical Mung and Jung Conversation

Typical Jung and Mung conversation:

Mung- Hi Nasty.
Jung- Hi Mung.
Mung- Want to go to a buffet?
Jung- But I am obese.
Mung- You aint as obese as me.
Jung- True dat, lets go.

posted by mung @ 12:18 AM 0 comments

:D

Nasty weather. No money. Zafar hates me. Everybody hates me. Hair out of control. Why do I have to live in the ghetto.

Things to be :D about:

• Jung loves me
• Babatunde is back in town
• Mrs is soon back in town
• I have an en-suite bathroom
• The ghetto ain't that bad.
  
  

posted by mung @ 5:45 AM 0 comments

Natural History Museum

Went to the Natural History Museum last night for a lecture on Evolution and Genetics. They set up chairs in the front hall where the huge Diplodocus skeleton is and I obviously had to sit next to the dinosaur's ass. It was goddamn cold in the hall next to the dino ass and this goddamn beeping noise was pissing me off. At the end of the talk they gave out NHM pencils that glow in the dark.

Things to be :( about:

• Lab still smells nasty
• Labmates still hate me
• Already lost glow-in-the-dark pencil.
  
  

posted by mung @ 4:16 AM 0 comments

Clumsy Mung and the Deadly Chemicals

Today, clumsy Mung dropped a huge bottle of piperidine all over the lab and all over herself. I was then sent on the path of shame back to my home to decontaminate but am still smelling nasty. At least it wasnt acetic acid, as not only would I smell nasty, I would also have no skin.

Things to be :( about:

• Lab smells nasty
• Labmates smell nasty
• Labmates hate me
• Irregular bowel moevements.

posted by mung @ 7:16 AM 0 comments

Mung and Mung's footwear

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