New Years Eve
For new year's eve, Mung's friends in London have planned an evening of doing what they do best- rampaging around town creating chaos from order and making irrational of the rational.
Lock up your sons! These people mean business.
On the other hand, a few thousand miles across the Atlantic, poor Mungers is going to be sitting at home knitting and cyber-nasting on MSN messenger.
Chicago blues
Chicago Blues
Why Chicago gives Mung the blues:
- Very far from London
- Very windy
- Her only friend is a 10 yr old boy.
Why Mung loves Chicago:
- Nice architecture
- 10 yr old boy thinks she is super cool
- In Chicago, Mung feels very skinny.
No poissons in Chicago
No poissons
Chicago river is frozen- ou est les poissons??!!
Chicago Jellybean
Chicago jellybean
Summertime in Chi-town. Fish are jumping and the jellybeans are huge.
Wintertime in Chicago. Poissons are not jumping because the river is frozen.
T-shirt Slogans
T-shirt slogans for Mung and her friends:
- For Mrs: 'My Mung went to Chicago and all I got was this lousy T-shirt'
- For Lily: 'I washed geriatric genitals and all I got was this lousy T-shirt'
- For Mung: 'My parents went to Chicago and all I got was this lousy perm'
- For Jung: 'My friend and I went to Cairns and I ended up in a sandpit with nothing but the shirt on my back and flashbacks of my slighty fat friend Mung'.
Mung's new feotus
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I adopted a cute lil' pikachu fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Benevolent Mung has adopted a feotus. So cute!
Mung on the train
Mung rides Chicago public transport in style.
Neck the halls with...
Things I have necked in the past few months:
- Cold tinned vegetable soup- Poured it down my throat at 4am in a state of confusion.
- Bottle of Rose- Necked it down like no-one's business.
- Pickled herring- Shoved it down my throat at Copenhagen airport in a state of confusion.
- Jung Love Potion- One sip and I am eternally entangled in her web of love.
If I was...
- a bus- I'd be a 'double necker'
- a bird- I'd be a 'wood necker'
- a cheesy British celebrity couple, I'd be 'Posh and Necks'.
Mung's shoes
Me Without You.
I am a sad, sad Mung.
A Mung without a Mrs is like a heart without a soul.
A Mung without a Lily is like une mer sans les poissons.
A Mung without a Gayonce is like a Dance Dance without the Revolution.
A Mung without a Jung is like a Jung without a foul mouth.
Things are just not the same without you and all this absence is making my heart grow fonder.
Booty Calls
3am drunken calls I have received:
- From Jung:
'Ahhhh....Muuung...... hic! I am at Subwaaay....S-Somebody keeps stepping on my jumper.....ahhh...my juuumper.... hic! Muuuung.....Laterzzzzz......'
- From Lily:
'Mung, I am a poisson.'
- From Babatunde:
'Mungbean is not my lover! And the kid is not my son!'
Declaration of Love
Mung is my name, and Love is my game. Here are some people that I love and why I love them:
- Jung- For treating me like a real lady.
- Babatunde- For :a) fathering our illegitimate child, Mungatunde, and b) providing child support for little Mungatunde.
- Mrs- For the unconditional love and for introducing me to Babatunde.
- My parents- For feeding me as a child and for feeding me as an adult.
Last but not least,
- Lilyonce- For making me seem less nasty in comparison.
Stevie's Wise Words
Stevie's wise words:
- Mung, you look like a fat Elvis.
- Oh Mung, I am so sorry for stepping on your face.
- Ou est les homosexuels dans ma maison??!!
