Addicted to Minesweeper
So many mines, so little time.
Mung can't sleep, Mung can't eat.
There's no doubt, she's in deep.
Mung's throat is tight, she can't breathe.
Another click is all Mung needs.
Whoa, Mung likes to think that she's immune to the stuff, oh yeah.
It's closer to the truth to say Mung can't get enough.
Mung knows she's gonna have to face it- Mung's addicted to Minesweeper.
Tom Makes a Spectacle of Himself
Short-sighted people
Mung and her friend Tom went to see a foreign film tonight. Since Tom is short-sighted but dislikes wearing glasses, poor Mung spent the whole movie reading the subtitles to him. Mung attaches a photograph of Tom with comedy spectacles to encourage him to wear his eyewear more often.
A Breath of Fresh Ryanair
You have to fight for your right, to have a seat on the plane.
The cost of a Ryanair return flight (minus tax) London-Stockholm is approximately equal to one bus ride in central London. Early morning flights and scrambling for a seat do not bother Mung. What she really doesnt like is how it takes longer to travel from central London to Stansted airport than it does to fly from London Stansted to Stockholm.
The Rough Get Tough
When the going gets tough, the Mung and the Jung get going. 'Mung and Jung?' I hear you ask. But they are such delicate little cherry blossoms! Delicate cherry blossoms my buttocks.
Bitch- Youre so silly Mung, chemistry is such a waste of time!
Mung- If it wasnt for chemistry, you wouldnt be wearing that cheap nasty synthetic plastic jacket.
Bitch-*shocked*
Man Bitch- So Jung....can I smooch you?
Jung- If it was legal, I would get my gun out and put holes in your kneecaps.
Man Bitch-*scared*
Bitch- You two are quite freaky.
Jung- Well you're a cheesy bitch.
Mung- Yes, you are a cheesy bitch.
Bitch-*weep*
Some Things Never Change
Mung and her friends cant stop time but time cant stop Mung and her friends from doing what they do. 4 years later and some things are still exactly the way they were 4 years before:
- Jung is still torn between being a Good-For-Nothing and a Good-For-Something.
- Mrs is still poor financially but still is rich in wisdom and Mung-love.
- Lily still has the most irregular bowel movements this side of the Atlantic.
- Liane still has the most irregular bowel movements that side of the Atlantic.
- Lotta is still chemistry genius by day and a Gay Fox lover by night.
- And Mung, Mung is still complaining about everything but really has nothing to complain about.
Jung Is Moving Out
Mung's friend Jung is fed up! She has had ENOUGH of the 'living' conditions her home 'provides'. Whilst poor Jung is out searching for a new abode, Mung will make a list of things that are wrong with Jung's present home:
- No internet connection
- No windows
- Located in a zone 2 ghetto
- Very far from Mung's zone 1 ghetto
- No hot water.
Oh Jungers! Mungers feels your pain and wishes you luck in your house-hunting.
My Honey Prawns
So tasty
I have composed a poem in honour of my favourite starter at Hare and Tortoise.
I love you true and I love you tender,
My favourite starter and my favourite ender.
If Prozac is to serotonin-producing,
My Honey Prawns are to appetite-inducing.
To my life, you decorate, you adorn,
With something special, my honey, Honey Prawns.
Mung Has a Good Time on NYE
Having a good time on NYE
For every high there is a low, for every light there is a dark. The Ying is never without the Yang the way NYE with Jing is never without a Bang. Whilst the rest of the team were maximising it up in London town to the extreme, Mung was minimising it down to the other side of the spectrum, on the other side of the Atlantic.
Lucky Mung was spared from accompanying her benefactors to the 2004 Drunken-Middle-Aged-NYE Convention in suburban Chicago. Here is a list of things she did instead:
- Roamed the streets trying to recruit some last minute mates to smooch at midnight. Unfortunately that didn't work so she went home and...
- Tried to find some cyber-love on MSN, but that too didn't work (never works) so she...
- Thought about her cool friends in London and...
- Wept a few tears of sorrow. But soon got her act together and she...
- Read a few pages of The Journal of Biological Chemistry and then got down to business by...
- Changing into her slumber-wear and googling 'Auld Lang syne' to find the lyrics just in time for the 5-4-3-2-1 countdown.
- She counted down and slumbered on the armchair until was woken by the benefactors staggering through the door.
