Suburban Myths
I know what you did last suburb.
Mung sets straight the facts about US suburbs:
- Myth- They're safe and unthreatening!
Fact - They scare the sh*t out of Mung.
- Myth- There are no more big mullets!
Fact - In the land of the free and the home of the brave, any mullet goes.
- Myth- Everybody's cheerful and caring!
Fact - Mung is in a suburb now but she aint cheerful and she dont give no sh*t about nothing.
posted by mung @ 3:41 AM
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