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Girlfriend In a Coma

Girlfriend in a coma Mung knows,
Mung knows- its serious.

Along with her buffet-eating mastery, another characteristic that differentiates Jung from the rest of us, is her ability to snooze for abnormally long hours. Beggers can't be snoozers (and Mung is a little begger) so Mung has no choice but to list a few of Jung's Snoozing Stories of Shame:

• After a night of boozing and snooz-, er I mean- schmoozing, a 10 minute bus journey home for Jung turned out to be a nightmare expedition from hell when she woke up 1.5 hours later in the middle of nowhere (zone3 London), with nothing but confusion on her face and a half eaten kebab on her lap.

• Back at chez Mung after a three course meal at a romantic venue in Angel, digestive narcolepsy got the better of Jung as she passed out on Mung's tiny bed (under the Westlife duvet of shame) and was comatosed until noon the next day. Where did Mung have to sleep? On the floor next to Jung's cowboy boots.

• Once Jung slept for so long that on waking, she had to call Mung to find out the date and the year.

• Once Jung slept for so long that on waking, Mung was already married with two children and pregnant with the third.

posted by mung @ 4:43 PM