Time's Up!
Just in case anyone cares, isnt Mung's new clock fabulous? (see side bar)
The time is set to GMT- Greenwich Mung Time and Mung's advice to the broken-hearted? Time is the best healer.
Bumming Around
Just in case anyone cares, Mung's buttocks are feeling better, having recovered from
yesterday's marathon weboggling session.
What a Bummer
Just in case anyone cares, Mung is unable to sit down as for the past 4 hours, Mung's buttocks have been causing her immense and unwelcomed pain.
Oh poor Mung! Whatever have you been doing for the past 4 hours that could've have jeopardised the comfortable cushioning effect your buttocks usually provide?!I've been sitting on my fat ass for 4 hours playing
weboggle! That's what I've been doing!!
Oh Mung, that really is a 'bummer' and I offer you my genuine sympathies. What are you going to do if you cant sit down?I'm gonna stay standing until my buttocks are back to normal! That's what I'm gonna do!!
Ho ho Mung, you silly little chipmunk! You do realise your pain is all self-inflicted! For the good of your buttocks and of yourself, you should really stop playing weboggle! What?! That's like telling a crack addict to stop taking crack! That's what it's like!!
Ho ho ho! Oh Mung you cheeky little lemon, you!
And Mungo Was Her Name-O!
Yay Mung!
There was a girl who had a blog,
And MUNGO was her name-o!
M-U-N-G-O!
M-U-N-G-O!
M-U-N-G-O!
And MUNGO was her name-o!
The Wheels On The Bus
Back to school
School season is beginning so Mung puts on her thinking cap on and starts to limber up her brain:
The wheels in Mung's head go ROUND and ROUND,
ROUND and ROUND,
ROUND and ROUND.
The wheels in Mung's head go ROUND and ROUND,
All day long.
Mung Po Tofu HOT and SPICY
Call the fire brigade!
For anyone who wants to say goodbye to regular bowel movements, Mung suggests them to try out the above hot sauces. Although a fervid advocate of No Pain No Gain, Mung makes an exception for this case, where the amount of Pain experienced is actually inversely proportional to the Gain achieved.
Those hot sauce bad boys burn the mouth like no-one's business. Mung hears that the best way to cool a burning mouth is the immediate consumption of dairy products, the fatter the better. Milk, sour cream, ice-cream are all good antidotes to a mouth on fire. But if fat content is the key to alleviating pain, Mung's prefers just to take a bite out of Jung's big fat juicy ass.
The Joke's On Mung
So Mung disappears for only a short while but her brief absence was long enough for Jung to make up some 'funny' Knock-Knock jokes of her own:
Jung- Hey Mung, Knock knock.
Mung- Who's there?
Jung- I eat map.
Mung- I eat map who?
Jung- Ha ha ha ha! You eat your poo!! Ha ha ha ha!
