New Insecticide Puts Insects Aside
Mung pushes forward the FOS (frontiers of science) and contributes to the global increase of agricultural productivity by designing the novel molecule,
8,8,8a,9,9-Pentafluoro-3,4-dimethyl-7,8,8a,9-tetrahydro-3,4b,5-triaza-fluorene, a chemical potentially exhibiting potent anti-insect activity.
Mung attaches the proposed molecular structure of the new insecticide:
End to a bug's life.
Who said Mung was a GFN (Good-For-Nothing)?
Mung Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest
It will B A good flight
Mung tried to catch a flight back with BA, but he said, 'You fool! I aint getting on no plane!'
White Picket Fence
Right picket fence
To separate Mung from them, or them from Mung?
High Fidelity Bye Fidelity
Mung loves sesame chicken.
Mung and her Mung-track mind takes advantage of being in a different area code and cheats on her love that she left back home. She is so much of a cheater that she is often mistaken for the fastest animal on Earth, that of the feline type (a cheetah, geddit?). The way to Mung's heart is through her stomache and this Chicago joint, Joy Yee, has entered her stomache, passed through the intestines, into the blood stream, and into her heart.
Mung had her fun with the Hare and Tortoise and it was good while it lasted, but now that Joy Yee is in the picture, she will have to say Laters to her ex-fav London eatery. Sorry Hare and Tortoise, but its not you, its me.
Suburban Myths
I know what you did last suburb.
Mung sets straight the facts about US suburbs:
- Myth- They're safe and unthreatening!
Fact - They scare the sh*t out of Mung.
- Myth- There are no more big mullets!
Fact - In the land of the free and the home of the brave, any mullet goes.
Mung Lives the American Dream
Quenching thirst with root beer.
Oh say can you see, how Mung spends her day pledging her allegiance, declaring her independence and saying TOE-MAY-TOE instead of TOE-MAH-TOE. Sidewalks are for skipping and here is a list of today's American activities:
- Shot some hoops and drank some root beer.
- Hung out at a yard sale.
- Hung out at K-Mart.
- Bullied lunch money off a four-eyed nerd.
