Sunday, May 29, 2005

WMD

Oh woe is Mung! What fruits of success she would be reaping if not for her parasitic relationship with mundane nonsense. Perplexed is Mung as she lists the Weapons of Mung Distruction, distractions that have kept her from being a functional member of society:
  • Weboggle -Hours of fun followed by hours of guilt.
  • Helicopter game- How time 'flies'!
  • Self gratification- No-one loves Mung, so she might as well love herself.
  • Internet Pool- Mung weeps for her mispent youth.

  • And last but not least,

  • Jung- Lost to the wind are the minutes, hours and days spent listening to the filth that comes out of that beast's mouth.

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