Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Mung Minds Her Own Business (Class)

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Mung's jet fuel- steak with medley of root vegetables.

If Mung was held at knife-point, and HAD to chose a favorite Westlife song, she would take it like a man and say, 'Flying Without Wings', a nice tune about a not-so-nice subject, flying being Mung's least favorite mode of transport.

But some things have to be done and this time Mung is well classy and lives the 'high' life by flying out of London on BA Business Class. Since everything is relative, Mung will compare flying BA Business Class with flying Ryanair by listing the complimentary luxuries each travelling experience provides.

What you get on BA Business Class:

  • Wide selection of video and audio entertainment,
  • 3 course meal from an a la carte menu (Mung chose 'Fillet steak with medley of root vegetables'),
  • A real pillow,
  • Molton Brown toiletries,
  • Allocated window seat,
  • Little rum truffles (hic!)
  • Scone (pronounced sc-oh-ne, cos Mung is well posh) with small jar of jam and small tub of clotted cream,
  • Smiling cabin crew,
  • Hot towel,
  • Vomit bag.

What you get on Ryanair:

  • Vomit bag.

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